As a vegetarian for thirty years, I'd say that's a pretty comprehensive list. You will work up your own responses for the questions and comments that every carnie (carnivore, in case you're wondering) thinks is original. Oh, as to the riddle "What do Indians (they're Native Americans by the way, chum!)call vegetarians?" Your answer is: "Not lousy hunters or fishermen, surely?" with an innocent smile on your face.